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The Symposium

A series of stories by Martin Marks

Philosophers from Plato to Haddaway have asked the same fundamental question: "what is love?" While the latter simply responded "baby, don't hurt me no more," the former addressed the question in one of his most famous Socratic dialogues, the Symposium. The dialogue brought together such great minds as Socrates and Aristophanes to discuss the nature of love while drinking heavily.

This, then, is a literary symposium, a chance for twelve fictional characters chosen from my eclectic bookshelf to sit down, drink together, and come up with their own definition of love. All twelve have something to say on the subject, from twelve different perspectives, in twelve unique voices.

Dramatis Personae.
First Interlude.
Fenchurch, from Douglas Adams's So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish, on love and madness.
Second Interlude.
P.R. Deltoid, from Anthony Burgess's A Clockwork Orange, on tough love.
Third Interlude.
Anthea, from E. Nesbit's Five Children and It, on love of family.
Fourth Interlude.
Finn MacCool, a character from Irish legend, on love of nation.
Fifth Interlude.
Franny Berry, from John Irving's The Hotel New Hampshire, on loving bears and brothers.
Sixth Interlude.
Robin Goodfellow, a character from English myth, on love and foolishness.
Seventh Interlude.
Lotaria, from Italo Calvino's If on a winter's night a traveler, on love after the revolution.
Eighth Interlude.
Haroun Khalifa, from Salman Rushdie's Haroun and the Sea of Stories, on love of stories.
Ninth Interlude.
Baba Yaga, a character from Russian folklore, on hating love.
Tenth Interlude.
Major Major Major Major, from Joseph Heller's Catch-22, on love of conformity.
Eleventh Interlude.
Daisy Buchanan, from F. Scott Fitzgerald's The Great Gatsby, on the limits of love.
Twelfth Interlude.
Rudy Walsh, of Kurt Vonnegut's Deadeye Dick, on love amongst the neuters.
Conclusion.

Unlike most of the other stories posted here, "The Symposium" is released under a Creative Commons license.